Creep (Da Playlist)

So I creep..

If you follow me on social media which I know you do because I’m so damn awesome, you’ve noticed I’ve been listening to a lot of TLC lately. Fun fact, Chili was my first every celebrity crush. Saw her on TRL at like 7 years old, and it was love at first sight. Not for nothing all of their albums are FIRE. Pure fuego. They are the inspiration for this little piece, more so their song ‘creep.’ If you haven’t been living under a rock for the past 20 years you’ve heard it. If you haven’t, to sum it up it’s pretty much a chick stepping out on her relationship. Nigga not showing her attention she finds it else where. Whatever, whatever dilly, dilly.

“These hoes keep calling, I ain’t picking up..”

As the young bucks call it, it’s ‘cuffing season.’ It’s getting cold out and everyone wants someone to call theirs, especially holiday season. Well sometimes niggas ain’t got time for all that. The dates, the relationship, etc etc. Sometimes you just gotta rightfully take (steal) what’s yours (even tho it’s not really yours). So if you don’t have time to go through the whole cuffing season protocol just swoop in and steal someone else’s finish product. Don’t let the husband/wife keep you from your soulmate. As a bonus because I love y’all so much here’s a motivational playlist to get you going. So whether you’re a full time side chick/nigga, or a licensed Swiper no Swiping type this is for you. May the odds be in your favor.

“Told these hoes i’ll be back around June”

*disfuckingclaimer: I am not responsible for any damage done to you, your car, or your social media credibility when or if you get caught. I ain’t put the gun in your hand and MAKE you do it now did I?